STALKING FROG IS ARRESTED
A mustard coloured frog known as Zippy was arrested at his home in Feckleton yesterday afternoon on suspision of stalking. The victim, Kitty, had been complaining for some time to police that she had been hassled, followed and had recieved threatening phone calls from Mr Zippy demanding marriage and money. Mr Zippy found fame in the children's tv series Rainbow during the 1970's and 80's but has not been on our screens for some years. When questioned about his actions Zippy stated 'I've been working on my new movie and tv series, I don't have time to stalk, Kitty has wanted to marry me for ages because of my famous status, yes, you're talking about the wrong person.'
Zippy was frogmarched from his Feckleton home yesterday morning. DC Boggle and PC Toggle who made the arrest said 'He's a mad b****** we had to hold him down and hand cuff him, he wouldn't accept it.' Boggle and Toggle pictured above, have not dealt with such a strange case before. 'obviously the wellfare of Kitty is of paramount importance, we shall be working with other officers to try and put a stop to these types of weird crimes.'
Zippy was unavailable for further comment.
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